Make it a habit to visit the Monday Mad Hatter Party room and join in the fun. The main thing is to inject some madness into that ball point or pencil. Your are welcome to present journal pages, sketches done on toilet paper or whatever you fancy. Just make sure you test the boundaries of sanity.As the squirrel scampers
As the squirrel scampers inside a nearby oak tree you leap to your feet and follow......
"Who is he kidding", I pensively pout.
The size of that hole has filled me with doubt.
His nutty-crammed cheeks barely cleared the slit,
Inside he taunts: "Fatso- you're sure unfit!!"
I swear he stuck out his tongue and pawed his nose,
With each of these gestures my blood pressure rose.
"This renegade rodent ain't gonna mock turtle me,
crashing this circle, disrupting all tranquility.
I spun on my heels and headed back to the ship,
slung my 20 gauge laser onto my right hip.
The moral is clear, better "Be what you would seem to be"
or your liable to get blasted from the trunk of your tree.
A squirrel should chatter, and scavenge hard for next winter,
not be a pain in the butt like a sharp wooden splinter.
by Beetle Bug Coffee Mug
posted by Heather Blakey @ 3:43 AM
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Don't ever tell me that squirrels don't speak
For I've heard them scolding
with chatter not squeak
as they told us children
from the very peak
of the teacher's house
to hurry up and go in
the bell should ring
and we should be off, leaving everything
our mother's had put in our lunch bags
for the bushy tails. fran
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